I recently asked a patient how she was doing following her first hemorrhoid treatment. She replied that she couldn’t believe how much better everything was. “I feel like I’m wiping someone else’s butt,” she said.
I told her she was having an out of booty experience.
Now when she goes to the bathroom, she doesn’t have to wipe endlessly to get clean. The puffiness went down and her internal hemorrhoids stopped coming out. There is no more irritation, no itching, no burning and no bleeding. She no longer has to worry about wearing white pants or plan an emergency escape route to get to the bathroom. Her social life has been expanded, and she’s enjoying life again.
One thing that surprised her was how quickly the transformation happened. Most people begin to notice improvement even as soon as the day of treatment, with continuous improvement over the next few weeks.
I have two treatments designed to safely eliminate hemorrhoids. One reduces the blood flow that feeds the hemorrhoids, improving inflammation and causing them to shrink. The other is better suited to removing larger hemorrhoids. Both take just a few seconds to do. Since they are performed in an area with no nerve endings, they can be administered right in the comfort of my office without anesthesia.
There is virtually no pain, no prep needed, there are no major restrictions, and you don’t have to take time off of work. Consultations are free of charge, and our procedures are covered by insurance.