I’ll make them go away

If you’ve been a victim of hemorrhoids, call me. I’ll be there for you. And I’ll make them go away.

Some people have been suffering in silence for years, navigating the bleeding, itching, pain and burning of hemorrhoids. They may have been told that surgery was the only option, or that creams or suppositories were the answer. I’m going to take the stand and tell you, quite honestly, that none of those options will bring you the relief you seek.

It’s time for justice to prevail.

You’re finally going to get the settlement you deserve. I’ve adopted a take-no-prisoners attitude regarding hemorrhoids and I’m happy to report that I’ve helped thousands of people who’ve been personally affected by hemorrhoids find relief.

I’m Dr. David Gutman, and here’s how I’ll make your hemorrhoids finally go away.

I offer two, non-surgical methods to treat hemorrhoids. One reduces the blood flow that feeds the hemorrhoids, improving inflammation and causing them to shrink. The other is better suited to removing larger hemorrhoids. Both take just a few seconds to do. Since they are performed in an area with no nerve endings, they can be administered right in the comfort of my office without anesthesia.

There is virtually no pain, no prep needed, there are no major restrictions, and you don’t have to take time off of work. Consultations are free of charge and our procedures are covered by insurance.

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