How about a Butt Lite?

While many of us are drunk on the consumption of information regarding the coronavirus, there is another sinister epidemic that you may not have heard about in the news, but one that affects about one in 20 Americans overall and about half of those over age 50.

Hemorrhoids may not be the domestic equivalent of the coronavirus, but at least my office is well prepared to deal with this threat. Before I can eradicate these little anal invasives, I need to first make a proper diagnosis, and for that I use a Butt Lite.

I’ve treated thousands of people with hemorrhoids who were embarrassed to let their moon shine. Somehow the idea of addressing a problem they’ve been struggling with for weeks, months, and very often years is accompanied by fear.

And unlike the panic associated with the coronavirus, there is no reason to panic about what’s going to happen in my office.An exam takes less than a minute and your privacy is respected. Treatment takes about the same amount of time.

Instead of focusing on Corona, I’d like to invite you in for a Butt Lite—so you can get rid of your hemorrhoids once and for all. You don’t even have to be quarantined.

I offer two, non-surgical methods to treat hemorrhoids. One reduces the blood flow that feeds the hemorrhoids, improving inflammation and causing them to shrink. The other is better suited to removing larger hemorrhoids. Both take just a few seconds to do. Since they are performed in an area with no nerve endings, they can be administered right in the comfort of my office without anesthesia.

There is virtually no pain, no prep needed, there are no major restrictions, and you don’t have to take time off of work. Consultations are free of charge and our procedures are covered by insurance.

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