Hemorrhoids on the brain

Not everyone has hemorrhoids actively causing repercussions in their rear all of the time. For some people, the calamity comes and goes. Some months there will be itching, burning and bleeding, then other months there will be nothing, nada. It’s like the hemorrhoids have magically disappeared.

But they haven’t. And they never will—just by wishing it to be so.

Hemorrhoids can perform what I like to call the great disappearing act. And when they do, people who have them tend to forget they were even there…until they come back. Then your brain gets hijacked and you can’t think about anything besides how miserable you are.

This back-and-forth fools your brain into a state of complacency when your hemorrhoids lay dormant, but it’s an endless game that just isn’t worth playing.Here’s a thought: Why not be smart about it and get rid of your hemorrhoids once and for all. Then your brain can be freed up to think about other things, instead of those nasty symptoms.

I offer two, non-surgical methods to treat hemorrhoids. One reduces the blood flow that feeds the hemorrhoids, improving inflammation and causing them to shrink. The other is better suited to removing larger hemorrhoids. Both take just a few seconds to do. Since they are performed in an area with no nerve endings, they can be administered right in the comfort of my office without anesthesia.

There is virtually no pain, no prep needed, there are no major restrictions, and you don’t have to take time off of work. Our procedures are also covered by insurance. If you’re ready to get your hemorrhoids off of your brain, I invite you to give me a call.

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