Ditching the butt box

I had a patient come to me recently who, like many people, had been secretly living with the agony of hemorrhoids. He kept the pain, itching, bleeding and burning under wraps. In fact, he was so good at hiding his problem his wife didn’t even know.

Inside of what he called his “butt box,” this patient kept hemorrhoid cream, suppositories, wipes…a whole gamut of calamity care…hidden away. A dirty little secret, just like his hemorrhoids. Every day, he’d sneak his butt box into the bathroom to self-treat his hemorrhoidal woes.

The problem is, keeping a butt box at the ready isn’t going to solve the problem of hemorrhoids permanently. And the only way to get rid of your problem once and for all is to have it medically addressed by someone like me.

Here’s how I can help you get rid of your own butt box once and for all.

I offer two methods to treat hemorrhoids. One reduces the blood flow that feeds the hemorrhoids, improving inflammation and causing them to shrink. The other is better suited to removing larger hemorrhoids. Both take just a few seconds to do. Since they are performed in an area with no nerve endings, they can be administered right in the comfort of my office without anesthesia.

There is virtually no pain, no prep needed, there are no major restrictions, and you don’t have to take time off of work. Consultations are free of charge, and our procedures are covered by insurance.

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