Is there a beast that’s claimed your booty? If you have hemorrhoids, then your angry little visitors are a beastly force to be reckoned with. Sometimes they may seem tame, but they’re really just waiting in seclusion for an opportunity to demonstrate their angry nature.
And when they do, you’ll be subjected to pain, uncontrollable itching, bleeding and an inability to get and stay clean.
Many people keep their personal hemorrhoidal beasts hidden, hoping that with a little store-bought cream and patience they’ll go back from whence they came. They won’t. They never do.
You see, without proper treatment, there is no fairytale ending to hemorrhoids. They won’t just magically disappear and reemerge as the quiet anal cushions they were meant to be.
Hemorrhoids need to be dealt with in the real world, so you can live happily ever after. Here’s how I can rescue you from your misery, and finally tame the beast.
I offer two, non-surgical methods to treat hemorrhoids. One reduces the blood flow that feeds the hemorrhoids, improving inflammation and causing them to shrink. The other is better suited to removing larger hemorrhoids. Both take just a few seconds to do. Since they are performed in an area with no nerve endings, they can be administered right in the comfort of my office without anesthesia.
There is virtually no pain, no prep needed, there are no major restrictions, and you don’t have to take time off of work. Our procedures are also covered by insurance, so if you’re ready to transform your beasts, now is a perfect time call for a free consultation.